Never go to the Balkans!

U should never go to the Balkans. Never. It´s a terrible part of the world, really. The wild rosemary and homemade pomegranate liqueur is absolutely disgusting, truly. Never mind the 3 month in brewing mint juice. Or what they do to the blueberrys. Terrible people, likewise every Slavophille that ever mentioned the name to me, u know who u are.